Sunday, 23 June 2013

Steak Anyone?

So this, the first proper article in this blogging series (which is actually just a rant with no real learning.. sorry), is around the trends you can see all over the world as soon as the weather starts to pick up. Everyone has spent 9 months under thick jumpers and big jackets, and now as soon as they realise they might have to get some skinnage out, they are suddenly Mr Motivator and will do the most ridiculous crap to get in shape. 

To give an example of what I am talking about, I got told by a bloke this week that he is going on a 1000kcal deficit... FOR A MONTH. I know! WHAT! 



This particular specimen had apparently lost 5kg in 6 weeks on his current diet, and wanted to 'really push on' to 'get in shape' for summer, so thought he would just bin-off his cals almost completely. JEEEESUS, I thought. This guy's mad, he needs locking up, I need to get the men in white coats over sharpo before he implodes!.. But then I thought about it.. A LOT.. it was niggling at me for a good day or two before I realised he is not alone. Not by far, and now I am starting to wonder how I have missed this epidemic before! Thousands of mad-arse people are currently settling into some insane program of self-destruction conjured up from the 'the less I eat, the more weight I'll lose' mantra that has had people yo-yo dieting for decades, creating the obesity epidemic the western world is stuck in.

I am not a dietician and nor am I claiming to be, and perhaps that emphasises the point I am going to make here, that you don’t NEED to be a dietician to learn the basics of good eating and how to fuel your body effectively for your goals - whether that be to lose your ass fat, get buff for the beach or just to support your training and everyday life. Trying to put into place these extreme super-diets without knowing what’s going on inside, is like swimming in the sea wearing t-bone steaks for trunks – sooner or later a shark will have your nuts off. 


Now, the metabolic damage that is inevitably caused by fad-dieting may not be as drastic as a shark noshing your knackers, but it is still not something people should be looking to inflict on themselves. After all, diets are implemented with a goal in mind, and if people knew the lasting impacts of their actions was in fact going to be the exact opposite of that goal ie slowed metabolism and fat storage, then I am sure they wouldn’t do it. 

Unfortunately, in the world where the government’s word is trusted, it is just a shame that it seems the food industry has whipped out the flute and everyone is dancing to their tune. A tune the government has bought into big-time, whereby the basics of the human diet are being skewed from day 1 with its advice starting in primary schools setting the snowball off down the hill to turn into the avalanche that is now the 'normal' western diet. A bit of education goes a long way, and it is unfortunate that the calories in vs calories out seems to be the go-to fix for all things nutrition. 

I see people munching down Cheerios for breakfast, then will skip lunch (but for a bag of Monster Munch) then have a microwave dinner for tea, then spout some BS like ‘I’m cutting me’ cals to get sexy fer summa love’ …Good luck with that! Why not try one of those weird looking things called a vegetable?!.. Anyway, I'm spent. No big learning going on here, just a bit of a vent. I promise to include something a little more worth while next time.. maybe.

Toodles

Monday, 17 June 2013

Bum Cheeks

Bum Cheeks  


I tell thee what - PR squat and deadlift sessions within a few days of each other equal some seriously sore bum cheeks.

An odd way to start a blog I'll admit, but as they say, you have to start somewhere.. In researching about blogging when considering starting my own, I got trawling the net for advice, and found myself on a forum with a lengthy string from a single bloke. This bloke was relatively new to the blogging scene, and was complaining because he had 'writers block'. He gave every reason under the sun as to why they thought this could be, and also 50-odd different techniques they used to try to get going, from laying on the ground to listening to classical music in the dark.. then after all the whining I saw a one liner response that sealed it for me.. 'Shut up writing about not writing - just write'. Easy enough. Hence the relatively odd start to my blogging - rather than sit on my hands waiting for a bolt of lightning to strike and spark some magical moment of genius, I thought I would write about what is going on right now, and right now, I have sore bum cheeks.

In a nutshell, this blog will be a place to dump a load of boring numbers from my escapades in the gym and to get some opinionated rants out about current topics in the fitness and nutrition world, personal development (ridiculous term), and general life lessons.. and probably a far too in-depth view to my personal life.. we'll just have to see what my brain decides to vomit onto the net. Currently, I am planning blog posts surrounding the madness people come to the world of fitness with when it gets closer to summer, diet fads, why you should bin off your personal trainer (touchy!) and why you are still fat.. but until then.. I need to foam-roll my glutes..

I thought it would be a good idea to give a quick intro for myself, so we have a starting point for the onslaught of 'dear diary' type articles surrounding my training and have a little structure in this mess of brain leakage that is this blog..

..I am at a point in my training career, where I am recovering from a knee reconstruction after destroying the ACL in my left knee. I have just recently started being able to load my leg again in terms of lifting heavy. First, I suppose, it would be good to give some stats as to where I am at the moment. 

I'm 25, 5'9, sitting at about 74kgs, and around 11% bf.
My 1RM lifts are Bench: 107kg, Squat 124kg, Deadlift 133kg and Overhead Press 52kg. 
Goals: Bench 121kg, Squat 161kg, Deadlift 194kg and Overhead Press 72kg.

These goals are set to be hit through natural progression rather than a set date, using basic progressive overload techniques, lifting 3 times a week.



Ohhhhh hold on.. I am meant to be telling you about my new site where I am documenting the training of a client. You can follow the progress live week by week for 10 weeks - I will post the links to the site once it goes live in the next few weeks.. Until then I'll just keep in touch with a couple of the mentioned articles I am writing, and I'm sure some musings from my own lifting and the usual stories of numpties curling in the squat racks and how much it infuriates me blah blah..

End of first blog.. keep em peeled for the next in a the next few days. Toodles.